The diligent work of Ira Allison and his colleagues provides us today with a vivid picture of what impacts Missoula Floods had in northwest Oregon. Based on field-collected evidence and a 'catastrophic blueprint' as drafted by Harlen Bretz, these scientists and scholars determined that '
Lake Allison' filled the
Willamette Valley as far south as
Eugene, Oregon and reached a 'maximum' depth of 122m due to a partial obstruction of the
Columbia River channel formed near
Kalama, Washington by flood debris such as boulders, sand, mud and ice.
However, as shown in the '
Lake Allison Erratics' section of this report, this 'maximum' depth was in fact a statistical assumption, based on disregarding the highest 19 data points, all but one recorded by Ira Allison himself in the 1930's. And electing to model the flow restriction, or 'throttle', at Kalama as an 'ice dam' that melted away in a fixed position until failure is a premise misleading to the false conclusion that Missoula Floods were of insignificant impact in southwest Washington State.
The following graphic illustrates Lake Allison, and the blue annotations show the effect of moving what may more descriptively be termed the 'debris throttle' from Kalama to
Longview, Washington in an effort to understand the actual, observed effects of some exceptional-elevation Missoula Floods in the Cowlitz River watershed.
But how can I claim, with any degree of certainty, that this 'debris throttle' was ever actually present at Longview? Before obtaining actual field evidence from Goods Quarries, my only confidence was from a prediction coming out of the 'Theoretical Fluid Dynamics Common-Sense Modeling Lab', which postulated that this outcome is actually the expected condition: If the flow restriction formed at Kalama, then it also formed at Longview because it was, in fact,
the same flow restriction!Following is the perfect mechanical engineering analogy, to help readers envision how this could be true:
- To return the Columbia to free-flowing, the flow restriction at Kalama first needs to be pushed out the mouth of the Columbia River. The river will remain 'debris throttled' until the restriction clears the 'S-bend' and enters the expanding channel beyond Longview, Washington.
- Analogous to shoving a hairball through a P-trap with a plumbing snake, your bathroom sink is going to remain clogged until you get that hairball to the riser in the wall.
Yes,
mechanical engineers -- we're the profession that designed your
plumbing system. Next time after visiting the restroom, why don't you give the first mechanical engineer you see a big 'Thanks, pal!' and a high-five (wash your hands, first!) for not having to resort to any of the alternatives?
So how this relates to the Cowlitz Slough is that, far from being unlikely to form, in fact the formation of the Cowlitz Slough is nearly impossible to prevent, as this predictably massive flow restriction was hydraulically shoved through a section of the
Columbia Gorge, with sea levels 100m lower than they are today. The process evidently took from several days to perhaps weeks.
In summary we can conclude that sometime in the recent pedagogical past were formulated two simplifying assumptions, each of which were useful to some degree in reconstructing the chronology of Lake Allison:
- Disregard about 5% of the most extreme samples of the erratic elevation data set, and
- Always estimate the flow restriction to be at Kalama, and disregard what may or may not have happened elsewhere.
Soon one scholarly report begets another and another, by reference upon reference, prolific as hamsters and gerbils. And before many generations of knowledge-building were complete, these two modest assumptions evolved into 'guidepost paradigms' that steered many inquisitive minds away from investigating the impact of Missoula Floods in southwest Washington.
Thus the moral of this story is to never let a reasonable hypothesis be dissuaded by guidepost paradigms. Be sure to investigate the origin of these paradigms, because if they can be cut-down with verifiable evidence and common sense, you can split them into kindling wood for your hypothetical fire!